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The Three Stages of Man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn」t believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus!
男性成長的三階段:
相信聖誕老人的存在。
不相信聖誕老人的存在。
自己是個聖誕老人
二、法官與小偷It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,
『What is your offense?』
『I did my Christmas shopping early this year,』 cried the prisoner.
『There」s nothing wrong with that,』 said the Judge. 『How early were you doing this shopping?』
『Before the store opened,』 answered the prisoner
聖誕佳節到來,法官心情愉悅的問受刑人:
『你做了什麼壞事啊?』
『我今年聖誕節購物早了些。』犯人回答。
『那並不事件壞事』,法官說:『到底多早之前啊?』
『商店開門之前。』犯人答道。
三、1000元的腦筋急轉彎On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.
Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?
聖誕節前夕,聖誕老人和一清廉的政治人物,以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯,門還未開前,三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票,猜猜誰會將它撿起?
Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don」t exist!
答案:當然是聖誕老人啦!為什麼?因為大家都知道另外兩者並不存在。
四、鉛筆What do you do if one of Santa」s reindeer swallows your pencil?
Answer: use a pen
若聖誕老人的馴鹿吃掉你的鉛筆該怎麼辦?
答案:用原子筆
五、聖誕老人的愛好What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
聖誕老人喜歡在花園裡做什麼?
答案:鋤地。(英文裡Hoe和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意,ho則是聖誕老人的笑聲。)
六、送出去還有的東西What can Santa give away and still keep?
Answer: a cold.
什麼東西聖誕老人可以分送出去,自己卻也還留著?
答案:感冒。
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